............................................."Flemish is Fun!".........................................
Zoot® Toy Co. (Leer en Kunst)
(Learning and Skilled Art)
.500 Years ago the Flemish painter, Pieter Bruegel painted 'Childrens Games'. The masterpiece contains more than 80 games! Today, Calidocious Inc. is proud to follow in the footsteps of Bruegel with the Zoot® line of toys. The logo is "zoOT®".
zoOT® toys began with 'Bear-Zoot' in 2010 and has grown to include a selection of wooden toys. The title 'Leer and Kunst' comes from one of the two German-language mottos for universities in the U.S.- Worcester Polytechnic Institute.
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The primary purpose of the toys is to serve as a metaphor for the fun Flemish language. Flemish can be described as the "baby bear" of the Germanic Language Family- with High German being the strict (hard) Papa Bear and Dutch being the pragmatic, nuturing (soft) Mama Bear- from the fairy tale by Robert Southey. . The Zoot® toys are also intended to act as a counterpart to the 'Calidocious®' candies from a linguistic standpoint.. They are meant to represent the neuter nouns of Dutch, which are the counterparts of 'Calidocious' common nouns.
Calidocious® candies are made of "sugar, spice, and everything nice"-again by Robert Southey. Zoot® toys, on the other hand, are made of "snips and snails and puppy dog tails". . The target group for Zoot® toys is pre-teenagers, in particular children between 4 and 10, (the most productive years to learn a foreign language).
Although 'zoOT®' toys are currently primarily made from oak wood or balsam, ultimately most of the toys are intended to be made from 'old growth' redwood stumps, ie. wood dating from or before 1302, the historical birthday of Flanders. (The 'old growth redwood' toys will be ecologically sustainable as the toys will be made from long-dead, already harvested, redwood stumps.)
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As with Calidocious® candies, profits from the sales of toys will be used to promote Flemish language instruction in the United States, with the goal of eventually focusing on instruction at the kindergarten and grade school level. . Due to the costs involved in making/marketing the toys, the price of each toy is currently high. Calidocious Inc. plans to lower prices as soon as possible.
Zoot® toys are 100% lead free. All painted toys also come in "natural" styles- with non-paint coatings. Currently, Calidocious Inc. is only shipping the non-painted models.
"Control, Shift, Delete!" (Rubber Bands Included)
Duke of Zoot
As with Calidocious products, Zoot® toys can be purchased via either check or money order sent to 'Calidocious Inc., 363 Cypress Ave., Santa Clara, CA 95050. Please add $25 Shipping per order and allow 4-6 weeds for delivery within the U.S. For international orders, please contact: firstname.lastname@example.org .